128 posts tagged “just joshing”
So I've got cats on the brain, and Anarchy is being especially random which doesn't help. Anarchy looks just like Barry Ween, and is quite smart but still gives in to things like assassinating invisible dust motes. Disorder (aka Dizzy aka "the dumb punk") is more prone to expressions that say he has no idea what just happened. Narc took over dominating Dizzy just after the elder grand dame died, about a month after Narc came to us.
Somewhere in all of the last couple of months, my best friend sent me these, and I just rediscovered them. Yes, here are the cat training videos that teach all cats how best to manipulate us.
Voici!
I especially like the warning at the bottom. Shame they misspelled Tourette's, though.
BTW, I do have a certain fondness for Dr. Jack Kevorkian. He's from around here (Michigan) so he's got a certain native-son thing going on, but I've always loved his wicked sense of humor too. For example, he paints as a hobby. He's taken a bunch of adult ed classes where he invariably shares a classroom of older ladies who want to paint puppies and kitties and big-eyed kids. At least one of these class sessions ended with a showing of all the art the students produced. At that show, there were lots of puppies and kitties and big-eyed kids...and a dry white skull with moss, mold, and vermin at the base. The title? "Very Still Life."
Heh.
Me all over.
Like Foamy the Squirrel says, you just have to follow your heart. And sometimes your heart says "kill...kill...kill...kill!"
The hard part is possessing sufficient self-control to remember that if you start slapping people at random, it almost always looks like your fault. Unfair.
Which is why this other Basic Instruction is so helpful.
There's a documentary in the works targeted to right-wing sorryass whiners conservative voters titled "How Obama Got Elected". It's already shaping up to be a smear job, and I just hope the filmmakers come to their senses long enough to base the movie on this:
And then angryalien could make it into a 30-second movie for Starz!
Yeah.
Straight from New Humanist I present to you...
I'd love to see these mixed with the Playing Gods board game that's just come out. I figure either everyone will get some perspective about religion, or we'll end up seeing mild-mannered Lutherans talk about becoming suicide bombers.
No, I don't deliver.
Over at Frakin Cool is a fun set of photos of a cute little kid...who's dad is a graphic designer.
Viz.
Presumably their Christmas newsletters are a hoot.
Presumably also Mommy knows Dad has way too much free time.
Still, better than
