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    <subtitle>mayhem, bloodlust, and sweet sweet baked goods</subtitle>  
    
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        <title>A public service announcement</title>   
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        <published>2009-05-22T23:44:54Z</published>
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        <title>And much cheaper than Depends!</title>   
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        <published>2009-05-22T09:33:00Z</published>
        <updated>2009-09-11T05:46:49Z</updated>
    
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         There now exists, no doubt as a direct consequence of the Lord of the Rings series, the site RunPee.com.  Say you&#39;d like to go see a movie, but figure you may well have to hit the bathroom at some time. RunPee tells you when the best time during t...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <published>2009-05-19T08:17:13Z</published>
        <updated>2009-05-19T22:31:58Z</updated>
    
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    Very much NSFW, especially if you sing along.  Even with headphones the hand gestures may well make it NSFW.  Yet, this bit is impossibly bubbly and very much a satisfying reply to all of those narrow-minded, judgmental, petty little jerks I (and...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>In a nutshell</title>   
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        <published>2009-05-18T06:15:38Z</published>
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    Punxter eloquently explains the past thirty years of prevailing economic thought and fiscal policy.  Le sigh.      <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Aha!</title>   
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        <published>2009-05-18T06:12:19Z</published>
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    Revealed at last! Wolfman Dilbert&#39;s evil plans! Found via reddit.  I&#39;ve no idea how they caught on to his nefarious schemes.    <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Now try to use it in a sentence</title>   
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        <published>2009-05-15T08:38:36Z</published>
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         The word of the day is: gongoozler.  That is all.     <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <published>2009-05-15T08:34:05Z</published>
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         Over at New Scientist there&#39;s a great article on how lab conditions give rise more easily to &quot;living&quot; stuff much much more easily than previously supposed.  As in, it&#39;s happened in a lab. Fairly quickly.  I know the hardcore creationists won&#39;t bot...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>There&#39;s a moral here, and I think it&#39;s that chores are overrated</title>   
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        <published>2009-05-15T08:29:59Z</published>
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   I present to you Item 28 in a series of infinity of the phenomenon of Way Too Much Freetime.  Voici:    Absolutely amazing stuff that&#39;s more low-tech then Seventies-era Doctor Who, but fun and lush. Found it at wakooz, via reddit, and I know that ...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>I even forgive him his reality sitcom</title>   
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        <published>2009-05-15T08:08:26Z</published>
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   Over at boingboing was a video featuring a guy doing &quot;Crazy Train&quot;, the classic Ozzy song, on Ellen DeGeneres&#39; show.  And the guy is nine years old.  And he raaawks.    I had to watch this three times before the bigass goofy grin on my face starte...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Confirmation at last!</title>   
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        <published>2009-04-29T15:49:09Z</published>
        <updated>2009-05-14T02:56:48Z</updated>
    
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         Totally independent corroboration of something that wasn&#39;t that secret anyway.  Tone Loc is the best one-hit-wonder producer ever. But, you say, he had TWO big hits. He had Funky Cold Medina and Wild Thing.  Nuh-uh, I say. They&#39;re the same song.  ...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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